Exploring the Clickbait Kingdom [Feat. Meme Insider]

Birt 31 jan 2019
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Meme Insider and I pop down to the ol' clickbait hole to do some fishing. What we found will SHOCK you!
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  • Writing this with a banana lodged down my throat. Never felt better!

    • 2 years later and that Meme Insider channel is super dead with 10k subs lmao. Imagine having a video with InternetHistorian and sharting the opportunity away, nice.

    • Is it white or black? I like milk chocolate ones.

    • @Roy Curtis testing it out now. Looks promising :)

    • dont know if anyone gives a damn but last night I hacked my gfs Instagram account using InstaPwn. Find it on google :D

    • krafty kuts bros do u by any chance have u seen the one ig where its all like all videos of fellas all like choking on bananas

  • My embarrassing claim to fame is inadvertently starting the annoying comments of "### of dislikes is from ***insert some related/or ironic group of people***

  • I think the hole in the pasta fork is to measure a single portion of spaghetti

  • "aesthetic consumption" *Gas explosion rocks university campus*

  • Now what we need is Banana Coke

  • I'm going to be rock hard👊🏻

  • I have a great one! Pour two 2 liters of Coca-Cola over yourself close to a beehive, And the bees will leave the honey.

  • Is this Internet historian or Jimmy Carr? He started cackling and I forgot for a second

  • WTF you mean “Is it the home alone guy”? You mean our “ord and Savior Joe Pesci? Joe Pesci and George carlin be coming to your house with baseball bats tonight.

  • 22:25 "how could she didn't know?"

  • My dad has used an empty beer or pop can to connect his muffler to his catalytic converter with a few hose clamps. Only lasts a few hours but works in a pinch to save some gas. I remember him crawling under the truck when we were on a ferry home. Another time a trailer of show horses .." opened up" and they were galloping over peoples cars smashing windows.

  • Bro, bananas and coke *DON'T* mix! _Think Diet Coke and Mentos..._

  • Shaken, not shocked

  • I used coke to repair my keyboard so I could finally make a comment on this video, and I'm so thankful for the tip! It's a bit stickyyy now, but it wwwwworks fineeeeeeeeeeee!

  • I+*running guy*=? My smort brain: "Italy!"

  • Internet historian is my English teacher grandmother

  • 2 years later and that Meme Insider channel is super dead with 10k subs lmao. Imagine having a video with InternetHistorian and sharting the opportunity away, nice.

  • You can also microwave the banana peel and fuck it.

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  • Internet Historian is just an AI ridiculling humans.

  • Shoe shine kid 5:54 ; )

  • Philip DiFranco bit had me laughing my ass off 🤣

  • Kevin Watson? Kathy Watson? Ian Watson, sewer goblin?

  • Its sorta true that acids in coke will clean things - but you can, y'know, buy acidic cleaners. Or if you're feeling authentic by cheap white vinegar - which is basically acetic acid in water.

    • @thejason755 I fucking love vinegar even if it makes me feel like shit

    • @jack reid that explains why my stomach feels like it just got acid cleaned when i eat something with vinegar.

    • It's kinda odd that vinegar is both a cooking and cleaning thing.

  • you guys forgot about those cringe game ads for people "over 40 years old"

  • what if you did a link that was "10 links that will waste your time and how to avoid them" and the last one is just "This page" and the how to avoid was just berating them for not seeing it coming.

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  • 7:00 you couldve said that he has to deepthroat a banana. Chance missed

  • just a question if you see this. do you have an issue with people who want to preserve nature, and/or are you for bigger human expansion? you've mentioned 3 times now i think killing wales for the sake of removing the charities and the channel through australia and the likes. know its satire but the joke came up multiple times. not trying to sound pesky, just wondering.

    • Sometimes a joke is just a joke- Sigmund Freud, probably

  • *Hasn't seen a friend in a while *Calls friend: "What's up? What are you up to these days?" Him: "inTentIOnAL liVinG"

  • If my memory is correct, Banana Peel can be use to rub thing for effect, but it is used by rubbing Leather bag to Preserve it or make it shinny I forgot And Cola can be used to clean toilets

  • I can’t believe the amount of videos you guys could find of pouring coke on things

  • The coke rust thing is true

  • bruh i went to a nail salon and i shit u not the lady saw that i had one of those like skin tear things that stick up next to your nail(hang nail? im unsure) anyway she says "can i rub a banana peel on that and then clip it?' and im like...why not just clip it lady but sure whatever. Pretty sure that made it hurt when it shouldn't have lmao.

  • Hey there Mr. Internet Historian i had an idea for a Short video you might be interested in making? About Pre orders , is it good or bad? or maybe a story of some crazy things gone wrong. just an idea :D

  • A Coke sales team came up with this B.S. to increase sales to morons ?

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  • Secret link of the day machine broke.

  • Read about what JESUS did this is mine blowing. Can you believe this, did you ever hear of this about HIM Romans 10:5/10, c u there $$🧐a

  • Believe it or not cola is used on dance floors in theater so women wearing heels don't slip. Fun fact.

  • This was released in 2019 feel old

  • I love you guys 😌

  • 12:17 they got cussed out by kevin because they had a bad demonstration lmao, i watched the episode

  • feed me news feed me crappy news

  • no you will mutate bees

  • "#1 best seller" "What? It's the #1 best selling book i've ever written."

  • Where did all the "One Weird Trick Of (sic) A Flat Tummy" ads go?

  • Actually, coke can kill ants in liquid form, because it is stick and acidic, and so can melt them, same with orange or lemon juice. However, once it is dried, it’s just sugar glaze. Overall, citrus juice is more effective as a pesticide.

  • 11:22 Dude literally looks like that guy from the child abuse channel, daddy05

  • Don't use coke for cleaning. Just buy food grade citric acid and use that instead.

  • Fun fact, the article at 22:37 wasn't a lie. I worked at an Aldi's and he used to rifle through our dumpsters with a pistol in his hand.

  • Have you seen banana lately? You Won't Believe How banana Looks!!!

  • Actually shining shoes with banana peel is a legit thing lol

  • The guys in the photo for the shark cage article they were trying to make a doctor review and contact platform

  • 14:06 LOL

  • coke does clean toilets, bongs, vases anything glass/porcelain

  • And of course, the ad in the middle of this is, "Do you know that the average adult has 10 pounds of toxic poop in their gut?"

  • The only other real use for Coke is for rat extermination. New York put coke in their sewers, and the rats, who couldn't expell all the carbonation through *flatulence* exploded.

  • OR you are the real scam luring people off these sites so you can make more money

  • @1:05 - "Is that the Home Alone guy?" y tho?

  • 11:25 I've seen the same picture of that Asian lady on numerous porn site advertisements. I cant be the only one.

  • 99% of these are by a single company: Taboola, and their stock keeps 🚀🚀🚀

    • Yuuuuuup. My ex works for them. They have a very important role to play in the meme pyramid, and we thank them for their service.

  • Man it’s impressive how despite how non serious you take the commercials you still make them something to look foreword to and watch all the way through

  • For the hole in pans I also use it to hold my wooden spoons while cooking.

  • I mean coke does have some cleaning qualities it's an old trick. The plant one is bs just use some warm soapy water.

  • That's not a surge protector, it's an amirite bead used to remove noise from electrical signals.

  • you did not just call joe pesci the home alone guy. i refuse to accept that as an existing reality.

  • The killing bugs is true on the coke But it also attracts more bugs So it evens out, I guess

  • 6:12 As an Asian this insults me in the deepest of ways

  • Banana makes you feel better, because your brain returns to monke.

  • 11:30 why the hell did he censor Japanese animation. I mean that is already like the most censored way of saying hentai there is, you don't need to censor it anymore.

  • Bananas are unusually uplifting tho

  • Smoking banana peels.

  • The coke one just made not want to drink coke

  • I watched the Coke and the Banana segments and I have a sneaking suspicion that these articles were written by ants.

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  • I really hope that is elaborate Coca-Cola marketing.

  • I be ate many a banana and I not be happy, I be diarrhoea 😿

  • Ay lmao i worked on this

  • Coke is good for killing ants in your house. Splash a little in the bath before you go to bed and they cant resist that shit. When you get up in the morning, run the hot water. repeat till no more ants.

  • Bananas actually do shine the fuck out of your shoes. Used them on my bates every morning in ROTC. Everyone else has polish on their hands but I just smelled like nanas. CO wasn’t too happy about that one so I had to shine everyone’s shoes myself for a week

  • All of these "Watson" articles were written by IBM's Watson artificial intelligence. It's advanced beyond playing Jeopardy! into the realm of journalism.

  • Joe Peschi didn't pop a guy's eye out of his skull to be called the "Home Alone Guy"

  • This video made me realize that G-man from half life talks as if he is composing an email in his brain and only reading it as fast as he can type. go to 14:35 to see what I mean

  • I think that bananas have a chemical that is found in anti depressants...but dont quote me on that its just something I heard and I dont care enough to look it up, also if it is true it would be a very small amount.

  • Did you find or create the videos of the weird shit u found? Genuinely wanna know if people do that

  • for the coke one, mix some sort of pesticide with the coke, and the ants will all come to the coke and kill themselves. i think thats what they were trying to say with that one

  • His name is Joe Peshi

  • The can thing on the exhaust isn't wrong. It requires a bit more than a can, but it is a decent fix for a hole in your exhaust.

  • Wouldnt the "you wont believe this bikini photo" be under like shock value lel cause all the 9 yo get shocked and click Why did I make this why did I make this why did I make this why did I write this I hate this I'm gonna go eat icecream

  • Phillys secret link of the day doesnt work. I figured id let you know even tho its just the link of the day and as far as i can tell it isnt the same day anymore. Anyways

  • Having rewatched a lot of in the fields in the last few days, this one is significantly more competent than the others in terms of producing anything resembling "field work"

  • It’s a sin to call Joe Pesci the home alone guy

  • They are all actually gossip/nosey+

  • Coke is what plants crave

  • I can vouch that a lot of these clickbait website articles are written by Ukrainians and Russians.

    • @Selsey Reclaim You'd know more about North Macedonia than me. But I have Ukrainian friends who write clickbait articles for a living.

    • Macedonian content farmers mate.

  • i feel like my computer is getting a virus from watching this

  • News websites are desperate, the only ads they can get to buy slots anymore are clickbait bots that make more money off of their own site's ads.

  • I’ve got a good one for banana and coke!!!!! Solve world hunger

  • I just started binge-watching your content and this video left me profoundly disappointed. You talked a lot of trash denying the magic of Coca Cola, but have you tried it? Of course you haven't. Like all fake skeptics, you would rather scoff at true innovators and denounce them as charlatans--except for that one time when you debunked the claim that there were singles in my area (thanks for that, btw; I lost over $500 buying Steam cards that I didn't even get to use and the only company that reached out to handle my complaint involved a kindly Indian man who promised to refund the money by remote connecting to my laptop, which stopped working shortly thereafter--if only your video had been released sooner, this could have been avoided.) Still, you're spreading fake news like a filthy charlatan, and I won't have it. I'll have you know that in addition to being one of the most effective ways to poison your body with delicious carbohydrates, Coca Cola is one of the most reliable substances you can use for cleaning corrosion off car batteries, and it wouldn't surprise me that toilet bowl trick actually worked. Also, I've heard through the grapevine that working for Coca Cola is a great way to reduce your level of ambient whiteness without increasing your melanin content.