etiquette.

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Ummæli

  • etiquette is what you get for going over the speed limit in France

  • You're definitely not an experienced man if you cant just stare at a wall or mirror for half an hour or more

  • These intros are something else 😂

  • 2 min in and i am laughing my ass off

  • Okay, yup, excellent video once again, but second request: Montage episode of nothing but NordVPN advertisements, please 🙂. Thank you......

  • He used feet

  • first 40 seconds killed me.

  • The first 4 minutes made my stomach and jaw hurt from laughing so much

  • 9:25 I’m just now finding these subtle based jokes now that I’m rewatching these 💯

  • He was "dead-icated" to his job.

  • So I found out today that people are quite possessive over their shopping. They don't like when you look in their cart and tell them thats interesting shopping.

  • "Hotdogs are thawing in the sink" "This is hitting a bit too close to home." A little later "My parents are Muslim." But... Hotdogs...

  • Me being right handed,if I'd wipe my ass with my left hand,my ass cheeks would look like a Jackson Pollock painting

  • This is my youtube crack I just can't get enough

  • 7:16 happens at the store I work at constantly 😂😂

  • I’ve never had a man cut my hair by coincidence I guess

  • 2 Waiters And 5 Glass Of Water was harmed in the making of this video

  • I HAVE A FEELING YOU WILL SLAP MY DAUGHTER WITH THIS RUBBER SPATULA AND I AM UNCOMFORTABLE SIR PLEASE LEAVE

  • I dated a hairdresser and told her I hated my haircut. Then I made her shave my head.

  • 1. order drink 2. get drink spilled on you 3. ????? 4.Attend a funeral.

  • 18:01 YOU GET BACK HERE AND TELL US WHAT YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY!

  • i had a waiter spill drinks on me at japanese restraunt one time. It was mostly water. I wasn't upset. The server was very apologetic and management gave me some free sake to smooth things over. Moral of the story Don't be a dick and you might get some free booze out of the incident.

  • I can't explain why but my shit was totally and irrevocably lost during the repeated waitstaff deaths

  • The way he says etiquette at the begining of the video is so satisfying

  • Barbershop and where to look: Close your eyes, that way you limit the pointless bullshit banter too.

  • Yuo,

  • 18:46 I always close my eyes or look down

  • 7:19 I have had this happen to me while shopping. The guy really wanted those muffins I guess

  • Quick thing about waiters and waitresses and calling them over, its standard in Germany to always call the waiter/waitress over, that it be for food or the check.

  • I feel cultured af now.

  • Bounced on my boy's ettiqute to this for hours

  • At a haircut the only I’m chill about is where to look. I can’t see without my glasses on so I don’t get that awkward feeling.

  • Shout out Eddie Izzard at 7:09

  • 12:26 i think its more the thought than the action

  • Parents saying no to everything you hold close to their baby is a instinct that roots back to our monkey brains

  • 9:13 Anyone else get vertigo from this?

  • ih with karen hair got me good lool

  • 68% off a 2-year plan... ...djzjhhhhh.

  • The beginning skit with the constantly tripping waiters is something you'd 100% see on liveleak

  • These nirdvpn videos have the better plot and animation than a marvel movie

  • 18:05 3 or 4 years ago when i was a teenager i went to cut my hair in a new place, a french chain of hairdresser salon but non in france. As soon as i went in a pretty girl let me sit on a chair and she started cutting my hair, the main fact is that she touched repitedly my back or head with her boobs putting them on my head all the time, probably the best haircut i've ever recieved. I came back more times in that place never seeing that pretty girl again :(

  • Using VPN to buy cheaper games from Steam, then get into trouble from them for using a VPN.

  • As a french speaking individual you are supposed to violently clap and shout "Monsieur" to the waiter even if they're a female waiter.

  • I FUCKING HATE NORD VPN BECAUSE IT TRICKS ME INTO THINKING SOMEBODY HAS A DOPE NORD KEYBOARD BUT INSTEAD ITS JUST A FUCKING REALLY USEFUL VPN WITH 68% OFF FOR A 2 YEAR PLAN.

  • If ads were like this bit for NordVPN I wouldn’t skip them!

  • I feel like the way to recover from the finger snap thing is after you do it, look at them and say, "I just wanted to let you know... I think you're doing a great job and I'm going to be giving you a big tip!"

  • *Eddie Izzard wants to know your location*

  • Alakazam reference missed

  • bruh if i used my left hand to wipe id miss

  • How do I like a video twice cause this is probably my favourite yt video

  • For the love of god don’t use a vpn to get region pricing on steam, you will get banned.

  • I've seen this once already, so I should know what's going to happen. I should be expecting the wife of the waiter to trip and spill the drink all the guy at the servers funeral. But no! I forgot. And here I am in this quiet bank, waiting in line, stifling laughter. This is just too much.

  • Ah yes the fine french dish, the Chicken Schnitty

  • !!!!

  • Never have I laughed so hard at a ISchats video as I have at the beginning part with the waiters

  • Internet Historian: knowledgeable old man who shitposts, authoritative voice IH: overthinking kiwi with ADHD, authoritative voice

  • Muslim family is hard dude. You become a swat after your 18.

  • That fuckin cut away XD

  • Disappointed to not see a colab with Internet Comment Etiquette here..

  • Being 17, I don't have stories read to me before bed (thank God), but I'd kill for him to read bed time stories to me

  • I'm here 80% for that smooth buttery voice, 19% for the humor, and 1% because my family is being threatened.

    • your family is being threatened ?!

  • 19:16 that isn't english

    • its the most english thing i've ever seen, mate

  • 18:07 pro tip; let women cut your hair.

  • 😁 "WHO am I? WHAT am I?" Niel Breen

  • 15:37 so this is how girls look like under pants..was wondering...

  • 10:41...dont tell your mom ...i am not going to tell it to...mum

  • i love the honey ad just turnt into nord

  • By far the worst etiquette in this video is the plants guy bringing the ppv up AFTER the first talk and they had already taken the money out of his pay, that's unironically really lame.

  • I could listen to these guys making up weird social situations all day

  • I gotta say I love these storytime videos because that's what these devolve into.

  • 16:50 I just wonder who is on the TV lol

  • the finger snap thing oesnt realy seem rude to me im in school learning how to properly serve people and that just makes it more ovious to the waiter who needs to be served but maybe its just couse im european

    • Please for the love of God don't try it in Scotland

  • i don't understand the barber thing because i have never had a male barber like a heathen.

  • A whole bit about the waiter spilling drinks on you and then going to his funeral sounds like an episode of Louie.

  • This dude makes advertisements entertaining.

  • Why don't you keep your hands off the barber chair, you animals

  • "Is he like the submissive one then...? "

  • That intro killed me

  • here you go thanks for coming to the funeral SPILLS IT lmfao bruh

  • The Niel Breen clip is a deep cut

  • I had that 2 drink situation :v

  • I legit had every experience he explained in the barber bit today when i got my hair cut.

  • I am 2 minutes in and I am already stroking from laughter

  • 7:51 AH

  • Instructions unclear: I ate her dad's head on the first date.

  • Bout to go test the theory 13:06

  • 4:02 Is that Vietnam or the Rhodesian bush war? I'm guessing Vietnam.

  • I've heard of like gucci or rolex shoos being like "you can't afford it" not fucking side by side bile shack lmao

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  • I grew up in Minneapolis and have seen what "America" has done to it. I completely agree. Let them rest in the bed they made. lol

  • There was no warning for the Ad Time. Don't spook me like that.

  • te amo gracias por darle sentido a mi vida

  • the only channel where i dont skip the ads

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  • Where or who came to the 68% off number? Was 70 and 80 not sexy enough? I need to know the math's or psychology of this.

  • One time I was at a wedding as a bridesmaid, and one of the other bridesmaid's mom's came up to say hi. She hugged me with the one arm she also happened to be holding a glass of red wine, and half of the glass went down the back of my dress. Did I say anything? No. ETIQUETTE. It was just lucky the dress was a merlot colour.

  • Tent etiquette is to leave a gift basket with a note at the door either to scare the shit out of them or politely introduce yourself