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Birt 23 mar 2020
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  • Me sees description: awwww....

  • Michelangelo was ahead of his time with the Tomboy gf paintings

  • In German, there's the phrase "Ist das Kunst oder kann das weg?", which translates to "is that art or can it go?"

  • Man these are so great to listen to when your playing Farming Simulator or something like that

  • The scream looks like the background of an Instagram selfie

  • Art

  • Imagine being a genius, painter and inventor. You created the flying machine, you upgraded the famous hidden blades, your paintings are the definition of art. And what do you get in return? These idiots ruining your work...

  • Saturn did git dun dirty. People said he eats babies just because he was the time dude. The original Saturnus didn't eat any babies, but when the Romans copied the Greek deities and just gave them the names of Roman deities that sorta matched their divine aspects, they equated Saturn with the titan Kronos. And while Kronos and Saturn had some parallels, the pedophagy was all Kronus - until Saturn became just a different name for Kronus with some added stuff.

  • I've never understood how "art" is valued. I've seen legitimately better artwork on fucking DeviantArt that's better than the "classics". The "real" art scene is just a bunch of self-important douchebags with overinflated senses of self-importance, who love spending millions on garbage.

  • 19:12 I've searched this ceiling for 4 literal hours and I can't find waldo please tell me Walford is acually there or did I miss my cousins wedding for nothing

  • If you wanna talk about Salvador Dali, bring up some of his nasty disgusting filthy pathetic traits not just his funny quirky ones. He was a genius in his own way. And he was a filthy piece of shit. More so than most of us.

  • I love how this series manages to keep the energy of a live discussion, but the editing makes it a much more enjoyable experience

  • 18:07 another funny fact thing about this particular painting is that the sheet around 'god' is actually shaped like the human brain, convening the message that god is really just a fabrication of the human mind. yes, i stole this from westworld, but i figured i'd point it out for those who haven't watched the show. it took 200 years for someone to first notice this, apparently.

  • They weren't too far off with the Venus/Aphrodite thing. She was born from Uranus's castrated balls.

  • “...Til I was blue in the face.” Looks like it’d be fan art for a character in some Lets Play of a From Software title.

  • Salvador Dali would definitely be played by Jim Carrey if he was in any movie

  • I think I just figured out who the modern-day Dali is: Eric Andre.

  • "Died a virgin" is just historical talk for gay

  • 7:21 A meme art museum would actually do really well. I'd go. Some ideas: 1. Meme sculptures(marble and wood etc.) 2. Oil paintings of memes. 3. MASSIVE depictions of memes. 4. Modern art takes on memes.

  • Art makes you feel. The end.

  • AHT

  • 12:16 Curious fact, this painting was in his dinning room.

  • My favorite theory behind the Mona Lisa is that Leonardo was Trans and the painting was a way for him to deal with their gender dysphoria. It was a self-portrait of Leonardo as a woman. Leonardo carried this painting wherever he went as a way to make their true identity known.

    • @David Sorto I know that, but the only one who knows Leonardo's gender identity is Leonardo. While it can never be definitively proven how Leonardo identified we do know that he didn't accept societal norms as having implicit value. We can never know if Leonardo was trans, but I like to pursue the theory because there have been millions of trans individuals throughout history whose life experiences will never be known or appreciated. Leonardo may be one of the few famous examples and it would be good to tell people that claim that being trans is a modern invention that no gender fluidity has existed throughout time and culture.

    • @gydorack being gay and cross dressing do not make you trans Jesus Christ

    • @Joel Meyerhoff Not really, Leonardo never married, was a homosexual, and often wore women's clothes (although this was common in the Renaissance for actors/artists doing stagecraft and fashion.)

    • Now that's a reach and a half.

  • Once my great-grandfather let a man draw him instead of paying and now I have a framed picture of my great-grandfather.

  • Sorry sumito i got the varus also im going into a tunnel. Lol, sometimes im busy and people talk to me and i tell them "uhhh can't talk im driving into a tunnel" right to their face.

  • 7:45 you have been visited by "Green Screen J3rma" You have been bless.

  • Interesting fact the current Mona Lisa looks nothing like it does from books and irl. A lot of features faded over time including her eye brows. She had them originally.

  • Yuo*

  • I had to analyze that Frida Khalo painting in school. wish I had watched this first.

  • Venus is the Roman Aphrodite

  • 07:30 Sumito predicted NFTs

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  • 19:10 wally is straight to the left of the guy's elbow in center frame

  • 18:11 brain

  • Micaelangelo was gay

  • I freaking hate you for putting this in at 15:55.

  • 19:54 interesting fact about this flayed skin, it is a satirical self-portrait from Michelangelo~

  • Michelangelo really drew Abby from the last of us part 2 back in ancient times

  • oh look its jerma 7:44

  • Ah yes aphrodite, also known as FUCKING VENUS

  • Who truly stabbed Jesus, other than just the romans oh wait

  • art but with an F

  • No, I think the reason the taxidermies look like shit is because people bring them to "Bobby Joes taxedermeh"

  • Art is good rat.

  • Hey mama! Can I get more Swaghetti and memeballs?

  • gotta love how IH makes 3M views, prob gets a good doshs from his sponsors, but has a pirated windows

  • Yes, the church paid Michelangelo approx 3,000 ducats ($78,000 in today's money) to paint the ceiling. In fact, a family friend of mine knew the archivist, who took him underneath the Vatican and showed him the bill that Michelangelo wrote to Pope Julius II. It's still down there in a binder. True story

  • I'm glad you didn't not put wally there

  • when there is a 2 minute unescapable add in a video.

  • Aht... AAHhht... What is Aht

  • why do you have to censor breasts in artworks?

  • I think there was a story of when Salvador Dali was being interviewed. The person asked if he has ever taken drugs, Dali replied with "I am drugs".

  • 9:04 Waldo spotted, engaje

  • Well, he's right in it being an ape...

  • Do one about NFTs

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  • Ok, I'm torn. Is this stupid or just boring?

  • Gunther von Hagens. ENTIRE episode dedicated strictly to this guy's work. And maybe also H.R. Giger, as a bonus. Do it. JUST *DO IT* , I DARE YOU.

  • Why didn't Frida just give some of her eyebrow to Mona Lisa?

  • What was the artichoke man painting

  • Jesus christ this was a year ago

  • 7:43 Howdily doodily Jerma

  • This vid has been out for a year and I only just now noticed the Jerma at 7:41

  • The first 25 second of these videos really throw you for a loop 😂

  • The Women from Micheal Angelo look like Abby

  • Art is subjective and existence is a lie.

  • Props for instant Lovecraft recall.

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  • 6:55 I am pretty sure it was because of the time it was stolen and the French media made a big deal out of it.

  • OMG I’ve probly watched this a dozen times and only now found Wally! LoL!

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  • my name is michelangelo...

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  • The Windows watermark

  • 1st anniversary of this episode of In The Quarantine where y'all at

  • Found Wally

  • is anyone is curious the clip at 20:22 is from the storyteller greek myths, perseus and the gorgon

  • This video was made on my 10th birthday

  • Dude, its first come first SERVED not serve

  • Dali. I always remember an interview where he talks about shitting in cupboards as a kid as like a "shitty" suprise for his mom. He's was one strange dude.

  • Jupiter’s penis blood made Venus, they are the Roman alternative Edit: and the God one looks shit with the line work because I think they did restoration

  • So...when are the IH NFTs dropping?

  • Mona Lisa was a dude The perversion is why it is promoted in the art world

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  • aCtUalLy, the left boob being bigger on the Mona Lisa makes sense, since that’s where the heart would be, and the left boob appears slightly bigger as a result.

  • I cant believe that you actually put Wally in to that damn picture xD

  • It was Uranus’s blood that fell in the ocean and out came Aphrodite

  • The lack of Attack on Titan references is disturbing

  • Sumito: Why were so many artists so fucked up? Well Art reflects reality, right? Now the world is pretty fucked right now. Just imagine how bad it was back then.

  • the dude holding the skin is Bartholomew because he was skinned alive

  • :)

  • Fun Fact! Jesus was a well built man, probably having quite decent muscle definition. Being a carpenter by trade, he would have grown up doing a lot of physical work.

  • 7:40 Jerma985

  • 18:22 how I draw fingers

  • No joke my grandma met salvidor dali and took care of his of his ocelot

  • Art, more like, fart.

  • Wait no he got it right, Aphrodite is the greek version of Venus he got the story right just the wrong culture