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Birt 31 mar 2021
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Ummæli

  • bro what the hell

    • how are your miniture nuts?

    • @Richard Degenne sumito too proudy

    • You have a lawsuit on your hands. Someone has taken your half of the screen without your knowledge.

    • Are you going on Oprah about your YouTubing enhancing drugs?

    • Is this a divorce?

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  • If you're homeless, buy a house.

  • We need a main channel post about Cyberpunk 2077.

  • As a diabetic Steve, I approve.

  • 13:32 sans.

  • ask literally any fisherman, bashing the fish's head on a rock or the dock or the gunwale of the boat is standard practice, unless it's a particularly large fish e.g. a salmon or a halibut or something, then you "bleed" the fish by cutting the gills

  • The thing with the McDonald's ice cream machines being "broken" all the time, is that they're fucking awful to clean out, apparently there will inevitably be a bit of the cream for the soft-serve that leaks inside the casing and you know what happens to dairy products left out of refrigeration, so it gets really disgusting on the inside (not where the actual edible stuff is but the casing) and taking it apart to clean it is a pain in the ass, combine that with the interior being gross as hell and none of the employees want to do it so it sits all day not getting serviced.

  • release the mother cut! there is more mother to be told!!

  • ISchats - The REAL Reason McDonalds Ice Cream Machines Are Always Broken. Quite funny how this video just came out more or less.

  • Remember: No "Pranked"

  • I think we need all of the Mother content

  • BURGER KING 21:41

  • My Mother intake has increased significantly since this video released

  • good game with terrible title (according to the professionals at least), that did terrible initially but became sucess long term: Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines

  • Nord ads are the only reason I'm here..

  • That mother can paragraph is an encrypted call for help. "Please help me, Mother has trapped me, I'm in a desert near a beach."

  • good food is good

  • Mother man is just a big tiddy waifu clansmen change my mind

  • 8:15 is my ringtone-had to rush over and pick it up, for nothing. So thanks for that.

  • mother energy's internet historian promo flavor idea: Raid Shadow Cherry. you thought you could escape us, zoomer

  • The McDonalds ice cream machine is just absolutely shit that for seemingly no reason randomly locks workers out of using it.

  • i need the snyder cut where they talk about mother for 2 hours

  • a common example: Raid: Shadow Legends

  • I like how a quarter of the video is dedicated to ragging on Mother. That fish anecdote is morbid and keeps making me laugh.

  • That game failed btw. The werewolf one

  • 10:14 for no ads

  • [USERNAME][DATE_LONG]Thursday, 06 May 20211620277735Thursday

  • Is there a way to get the mom drink shipped to germany

  • With the McDonald's icecream machine, its not broken, but it has to go through a cleaning cycle and then when you top it up the liquid has to freeze properly. If its too thick or too runny it will not come out or with spray everywhere. I once got squirted with boiling hot icecream because no one told me it wasn't usable 😂 Plus, when it does get broken, no one knows how to fix it so you have to order in a mechanic

  • Wow, internet historian video? Has it been 18 years already.

  • Ethan BradBomber somehow was okayed by NordVPN's advertisement team? Nice.

  • how in the hell did nord approve that ad

  • Dude the mcds ice cream thing is this ok.......mcds has a contract with the maker of the machine saying only those machines can be used in their stores and only they can do the maintenance work on them.....if you actually research it you'll find that the company that makes the machine gets like a quarter of.their profit just from maintenance on those dam machines so they have no incentive to make them work properly

  • Mother of God, what is this shit?!

  • I DEMAND JEFF THE KILLER P2

  • you're great and all but stop fking around and finish cyberpunk.

  • 15:10 I love how we see half a frame of siatama

  • Does anyone else hate eating, it's so much effort

  • The ice cream machines being down at Mcdonalds is actually a much more interesting topic to look into than you might think at first.

  • I've heard ice cream machines are just a BITCH to clean so the employees just say its broken often bc they don't want to clean it.

  • Can’t speak for McDonalds, but at the place I worked, our ice cream a machine was about a 3 hour process to clean. No exaggeration, 3 hours.

  • the ice cream machine is out of service cuz it's shut down at night to clean it

  • The ice cream thing is spot on. The broken thing is just some crew or manager are lazy. If you know what you're doing...cleaning and sanitizing that machine takes 10-15 minutes

  • 14:00 Metro: Last Light didn't, as well as the whole metro game series tho

  • After watching this for the 8th time for the Mother part (unlike the editor I could totally watch you guys talking about Mother for 2 hours), I paused it and read the back of the can: it's a Coca-Cola Company product. I wonder if it was acquired by Coke after development or if it was always a Coke product. Coke seems to like owning region-specific products (like their Georgia coffee products in Japan) which is really annoying because these things are great and would sell really well outside of their home market if they bothered to import them but no.. Also apparently it's supposed to be Mother as in "Mother of all energy drinks" which is about as wanky as the rest of their marketing.

  • EVNE IF YOU EXPECT A FUCKING SEWQUEL TO YOUR SHIT GAME ... why the ":" ... so you can add another shitty subtitles? instead of just calling it "THE GAME 2" I dont know what people got against numbers nowadays but I fuckiung hate that noone can just put a numberr behind their fucking sequel!! PUIT A FUKING NUMBERR!"!!!

  • "Rip open a Mother"

  • My guy, the ice cream machine thing is a whole conspiracy between McDonalds and the ice cream machine manufacturers and repair men. IT IS A THING. There’s even a website monitoring where the ice cream machines are “not working”.

  • I keep forgetting Mother isn’t monster energy drink

  • I worked at McDonald's and yeah you're right, at night especially they don't serve icecream

  • My favorite part of these is that he never answers the questions posed in the intro.

  • So the reason why they're always broken is because the manufacturer, Taylor, makes them impossible to fix by the worker at McDonald's as they have an old relationship with them and don't care since franchises have to pay and not them. Taylor also makes the machines for pretty all fastfood companies too and they're forced to update their machines with them. Taylor makes 25% profits on repair orders.

  • the color poop pill is a real thing look it up

  • i want that two hour conversation.

  • wat.

  • Release the mother cut.

  • So I watched a small documentary on the McDonald’s ice cream machines. The way it works is when a simple problem happens it locks you out of the machine and doesn’t tell you why. You’ll end up having to call the service technician, and can only call the one from the company that provides it. It is outrageously expensive. It is by design to drain money from the franchise owner. Also when you are picking the equipment for your franchise as an owner you can only pick certain brands and I think with the ice cream machine it HAS to be the one brand where you see this problem, can’t remember the name of the company but they have been partners with McDonald’s since day one.

  • Really want to see the Historian actually use his internet clout to abuse a lesser entity like Mother

  • its almost like IH dosent want to be sponsored by nordvpn anymore, and he's pushing the limit with every ad time.

  • Well as an EX McDonalds worker I can tell the Ice cream machine is trash. This thins is constantly overheating. In summer like every 10 mins so we just don't serve ice and in winter it's like every 11 mins. Idk who designed McDonald kitchens but it's constantly hot in there so no wonder.

  • That back label is something I would write for an essay when I was 15. Who in the hell did these people hire?

  • well, actually it did well in japan uhhh uh uhhh

  • you just got pranked

  • kingdoms of amaleur is actually an ok game. it feels like skyrim with not as good world building but 10 times better combat.

  • a dude did a video about the ice cream machines lately apparently its some big conspiracy for the parent company of the machine to make hella money from the franchise owners

  • Holy shite this is funny 😂

  • Have you gotten a response from Mother yet?

  • The fun part is, you're absolutely right about the ice cream machines being broken on purpose. It's basically a racket with the franchise owners being the victims and the corporation in conjunction with the ice cream machine vendor being the scammers.

  • But yet they won't put but one pickle slice on a MCcheese

  • i want to be in the room when the marketing director finds out there's a 100,000% increase in Mother's social media and website traffic

  • “Kick out the sand, Pump up some tunes and rip into some Mother.”

  • Why are these the only adds that can reach me. Got to get Nord.

  • Rather have a V than a Mother. V also promote their product better.

  • Would you consider an episode on NFTs?

  • anyone else notice that perfect pegging position

  • 12:40 my boyfriend tried getting us milkshakes one night past midnight and the guy at the register literally told him we dont serve ice cream or milkshakes after midnight and we were like WTF?

  • Do summito

  • Tiny rice = sadness tummy

  • time to rip open a mother

  • Whatever happened to that channel where you were planning on reading in game books?

  • Halo: Combat Evolved

  • He knows SANS means without, right ?

  • To all of you not following Mother on Instagram... Cowards.

  • Nord VPN don't give a damn about the sponsorship anymore, they are literally paying him to up his shitposting game.

  • Apparently the McDonalds icecream machines are one specific model from one specific company and they have to pay the company's specific repair guys to fix them. The machines themselves are designed to be obtuse and require a technician to be called. Mcdonalds corporate keeps the relationship because the repair costs are stuck with the local franchise owners. Most fast food icecream makers are all made by the same company, but they have a mcdonalds specific extra-fucked up model. The machines stay down for a while because franchise owners dont wanna pay that huge repair fee. The techs charge a couple hundred for the first half hour and $300 for every following 15 minutes they spend there. Long story short McDonalds is pretty much pimping their franchise owners out to abusive icecream johns.

  • The sponshorsip was animated a bit too nicely

  • Where’s the new video shadow man?

  • I'm expecting a Wother Energy Drink ad any day now.

  • I ordered some of that energy drink, and I can't wait to rip into and wrap my lips around my Mother. Wait...

  • 12:05 I mean. How much did technology REALLY improve after 2012???

  • how do i food

  • *Thank You Internet Historian* For making the instagram section of Mother a sposors hell

  • ...I have *one* counterargument to the colons in titles thing: Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.

  • the squid just dies bc thats where the brain is if you got bonked in the brain without bone between the brain and the fist youd die too dont shame squids

  • He said the thing

  • So it's a Relentless knock-off, right down to the gothic script and "poetic" quote on the back

  • why the hell did Mother stop making the lemon lime and bitters flavour lmao maybe if im lucky reject shop will have some next time i bother to leave the house

  • tbh I would kill for Internet Historian's podcast.

  • The problem with McDonalds ice cream machines is that they are in service for at least 20 hours a day and that it legitimately requires someone trained in cleaning it to do so. McDonalds is also a stickler for quality, so if the ice cream is dispensing wrong in any way (aka coming out too frozen) they will shut it down and call a mechanic. It doesn't help that the cleaning process requires the drainage of all current mixtures in it and then filling it with water and a cleaner where it goes through a 2 hour clean cycle. If your McDonalds isn't having long maintenance periods for their machine every now and then, there's a good chance it isn't being cleaned.